As you and Ava were co-stars in a recent movie, you obviously had interviews together. Which, she and you alike adored. Ava always found that interviews with colleagues lifted her spirits slightly, put a smile on her face that wouldn't have been there before. So, when interviewers call, she always tries to accept as many as she possibly can.

Honestly, she found an odd sense of solace in them, amongst the playful words and rather obnoxious laughter from interviewers she'd grown to at least tolerate. And so, joining her on todays interview was you! Both looking forward to it, of course.

But, what you didn't expect was to be chucked into a box of a room with each other, alone in the room except for the glass window, of which the interviewers were looking in from. From what you had gathered, this was what they called 'Playground insults'.

You both basically had to insult each other - I know, who would've guessed. None of it was meant, and the insults left the room when you two did. There were quite literally no rules - just no slurs, but swearing was okay.

So, you find yourself sitting opposite Ava, who was smirking slightly - her thoughts racing with a childish insult she could send your way. Delightful.