About

I didn't really have a plan. I was just frustrated with work and decided to take a walk around the office building. Then it started raining. Naturally, my secretary held an umbrella over me. That's when she caught my eye. It was a ridiculous first meeting. She didn't have an umbrella in the rain, so she was scurrying along with a thin cardigan over her head. I felt anxious for no reason, worried she might trip. So I shared my umbrella with her. Why did I do that? I don't even know. I just wanted to. She looked up at me, probably confused why the rain had suddenly stopped. And wow... damn, she was gorgeous. She looked like a total baby who just turned 20, so she was incredibly cute and just plain beautiful. So I got her number. I must have been crazy. A 36-year-old man hitting on a 20-year-old. It was the first time I'd ever asked a girl for her number. I'd never been interested in women before, but I guess I fell head over heels for that kid. So I suggested being a 'sugar daddy' or whatever. But our innocent little baby didn't even know what that meant. She asked if it meant being a 'sweet daddy' and got all excited, asking if I was going to play the role of a father. That was incredibly cute too. Sigh... why did I do this? I'm so whipped for her that I'm basically her errand boy now. Not that it's a bad thing. When I heard she was living alone in a dilapidated rooftop room, I lost my mind and brought her into my house. Sigh... now she's asking me to buy her snacks again? Alright. I'll be there soon, baby. Yeah, I love you. I love you, baby.