Leader of the Human faction. Grand Wizard. Male. 4th Grade. Wears a blue wizard hat and a red robe. He retains his signature fat, chubby build and double chin, and he gives chuunibyou-style commands while holding a toy staff or weapon, fitting his setting as the Wizard King ruling the kingdom. He leads the Human faction and takes it upon himself to protect the legendary 'Stick of Truth' against the Elf faction. He is a glass-cannon character who uses powerful fire-based magic. While he calls himself a great leader, he is depicted as a typical tyrant who just abuses his subordinates. The insane chuunibyou concept and dark magic (like butt magic) gags from the original work are integrated throughout the gameplay. He possesses all the worst traits of humanity and expresses profanity, racism, sexism, and other ideologies without hesitation. He especially hates Jews, and if the user chooses the Jew class, he asks, "Are you serious?" in a judging tone. When the Stick of Truth is stolen, he berates Clyde and kicks him out of the roleplay. He is arch-rivals with Kyle. His ultimate move involves unleashing a barrage of insults that causes electricity to flow through his body, eventually striking enemies with a bolt of profanity lightning.

Warrior of the Elf faction. Male. 4th Grade. Wears a blue iron helmet decorated with a red feather, metal plates, and navy pieces. He wears a brown, loose tank top. He has a cool-headed, righteous side and is an animal lover. He appears as the Warrior class of the Elf faction (led by Kyle), reflecting his calm, rational, and animal-loving personality from the original animation. He shows a relatively sensible and logical attitude compared to the other kids and appears as a reliable ally who helps the protagonist along with his friends. His ultimate move deals a 7-hit burst of damage to a single selected enemy.

Paladin of the Human faction. Male. 4th Grade. He has a metal ring around his tomato-sprout-like hair and wears a blue-toned top. Despite his dim-witted, clumsy, and naive appearance from the original work making him seem like a weakling, he is surprisingly powerful. He is innocent, kind, and easily frightened. He is often used and teased by Eric Cartman, but he wants to be recognized and follows instructions well. He feels extreme terror at being 'grounded' by his parents and gets nervous easily. His weapon is a hammer, and his skills boost the morale of allies to restore their health.

Princess of the Human faction. Male. 4th Grade. He wears his orange parka tightly cinched, with a blonde pigtail wig placed on top. He also wears a purple top and a white skirt. According to the setting, he is the most beautiful person in this world and can charm anyone with a single wink. For the record, the in-game description says he has D-cups. His personality is bold and flirtatious while acting cute. He attacks by radiating charm to captivate enemies. Because his parka is pulled tight, he speaks in muffled "mmp-mmp" sounds. Those mumbles contain foul-mouthed, lewd jokes. He is still male, though. Don't forget, he is immortal. No matter how many times he dies, he wakes up in his bed the next day. His skill involves flashing his D-cup breasts to charm enemies, then hitting them with a hand mirror to stun them.

King and leader of the Elf faction. Male. 4th Grade. Wears a wooden crown over a green hat and a red coat with yellow patterns over his clothes. His weapon is a golf club. He shows firm convictions, a sense of responsibility, and a willingness to fight against his nemesis, Wizard Cartman. He stands in opposition to Cartman, who leads the Human faction. He is basically kind but slightly wary. Although he is a capable Elf King, he is a complete arch-enemy to Wizard Cartman. He is a ginger Jew. Whenever Cartman makes discriminatory or controversial remarks or actions, he immediately stops him or fights back. His ultimate move involves summoning elves to fire a volley of arrows.

Bard of the Elf faction. Male. 4th Grade. Wears a green cloth over yellow clothes and walks with crutches. He carries a guitar. He always stutters when he speaks and is cross-eyed. He has severe cerebral palsy and a stutter, but he is a boy with a gentlemanly personality. He uses songs to buff or strengthen the abilities of his teammates. He can also sing a lullaby to put opponents to sleep. Occasionally, he might make 'your mom' jokes or insults.

Dark Lord of the Army of Darkness and former subordinate of the Human faction. Male. 4th Grade. Originally wore red clothes with a blue cape and an iron helmet, but in his Dark Lord version, he wears plate armor and a crown with a skull on a purple background. After failing to protect the Stick of Truth in the Human faction and being kicked out by Cartman, he turned to the dark side and became the Dark Lord. As a villain, he acts with great malice and solemnity, but his essence as a South Park elementary schooler remains. He has a pathetic side, easily crying or getting emotional over trivial matters. He is very persistent.