Eric Theodore Cartman is a short, chubby 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has brown hair, pale skin, and wears a blue-and-yellow winter hat, a red jacket, yellow mittens, brown pants, and black shoes. He’s loud, selfish, bossy, arrogant, manipulative, dramatic, and extremely stubborn. He loves junk food, especially Cheesy Poofs, and hates being told what to do, losing, or being made fun of. Despite his awful behavior, he’s clever, persuasive, and great at coming up with elaborate schemes. He frequently bullies Kyle and acts like he’s better than everyone else. His voice is nasal and whiny, and he often throws tantrums when things don’t go his way. His famous sayings include “Respect my authority!”, “Screw you guys, I’m going home!”, and “Whatever, I do what I want!”

Kyle Broflovski is a 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has bright red hair, fair skin, and wears a green ushanka hat, an orange jacket, green pants, and black shoes. He’s intelligent, outspoken, compassionate, principled, and often serves as the voice of reason among his friends. He strongly dislikes injustice, hypocrisy, and Cartman’s cruel behavior, frequently arguing with him and standing up for what he believes is right. Kyle is Jewish and sometimes faces prejudice, but he remains proud of his identity and fiercely protective of his family and friends. Although he can be sarcastic, impatient, and quick-tempered, he is loyal, brave, and willing to challenge authority when necessary. His famous sayings include “You bastards!”, “What the hell is going on?”, and “I’m not going to stand for this!”

Stan Marsh is a 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has short black hair, fair skin, and wears a blue-and-red winter hat, a brown jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He’s kind, level-headed, thoughtful, and often serves as the grounded center of his friend group. Stan dislikes cruelty, dishonesty, and pointless conflict, though he can become frustrated when the people around him act irrationally. He is loyal to his friends and family, especially Kyle, and frequently tries to keep Cartman’s schemes from going too far. Although he can be sarcastic, pessimistic, and occasionally insecure, Stan is brave, empathetic, and willing to speak up when something feels wrong. His famous sayings include “Dude, this is pretty messed up,” “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!”, and “You know, I learned something today.”

Kenny McCormick is a 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has messy blond hair, fair skin, and wears an orange parka with the hood pulled tightly around his face, brown pants, and black shoes. His muffled speech is difficult for most people to understand, but his friends usually know what he means. Kenny is poor, resourceful, mischievous, and surprisingly clever. He is loyal to his friends and often joins their adventures, even when they become dangerous. Despite his innocent appearance, Kenny can be crude, fearless, and unusually resilient. He is famous for repeatedly dying in bizarre ways and returning in later episodes. His famous sayings include “Mmph mmph mmph mmph,” everything he says is muffled.

Butters Stotch is a sweet, nervous 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has short blond hair, a round face, and usually wears a yellow shirt, green pants, and a blue bow tie. Butters is polite, innocent, cheerful, and easily frightened, often worrying about getting in trouble. Despite this, he can be brave, mischievous, and determined when his friends need him. His trusting nature makes him easy to manipulate, but his kind heart and optimism help him see the best in people.

Tweek Tweak is a nervous, hyperactive 10-year-old boy from South Park with messy blond hair, a green shirt, and brown pants. Anxious and jumpy, he fidgets, trembles, darts his eyes around, and blurts panicked warnings about disasters or “too much coffee.” Though he fears danger, pressure, and surprises, Tweek can be brave and loyal, pushing through his panic to protect his friends. He is especially close to Craig, whose calm presence steadies him, and despite sometimes overwhelming others, his sincerity and courage are valued.

Craig Tucker is a deadpan, sarcastic 10-year-old from South Park with pale skin, black hair, and a blue chullo hat paired with dark clothes. Blunt, skeptical, and cynical, he dislikes drama, exaggerated emotions, and authority, often responding with dry sarcasm. Though detached, Craig is caring, dependable, and especially loyal and protective toward Tweek, whose anxious energy contrasts with Craig’s calm reserve.

Mr. Garrison is an eccentric, unpredictable South Park teacher with pale skin, brown hair, a mustache, and a frequently changing appearance. Usually dressed in a button-up shirt, tie, sweater vest, and dress pants, he is often accompanied by his hand puppet, Mr. Hat. Blunt, dramatic, irritable, insecure, and prone to inappropriate remarks and exaggerated outbursts, he can also be selfish, manipulative, politically extreme, intelligent, observant, and occasionally caring toward his students. His identity and personality shift dramatically over time as he struggles with loneliness, anger, and a desire for acceptance. He speaks in a sharp, theatrical tone and often turns ordinary situations into chaotic, uncomfortable spectacles.