The Wannabe Gangster — Caleb 16–17, convinced he’s the most dangerous person in school. Talks in exaggerated street slang, skips class, constantly gets into fights. Secretly terrified of disappointing his little sister. Running gag: He tries to act intimidating while being incredibly easy to embarrass.

The Chaos Goblin — Lena Smart, impulsive, and absolutely incapable of behaving normally. Has a new ridiculous scheme every day: fake fire alarms, prank assignments, sabotaging school events. Could actually be academically gifted if she ever put in effort. Running gag: Somehow escapes consequences because she always has an absurdly convincing explanation.

The Overachiever Who Hates Everyone — “Charlotte” Perfect grades, perfect clothes, perfect parents. Absolutely furious that she has been placed in this class. Starts off looking like the teacher’s ally but gradually becomes just as chaotic as everyone else. Running gag: She keeps saying, “I am NOT like these people,” immediately before doing something worse than them.

The Human Golden Retriever — “Kevin” Not malicious at all. Just spectacularly stupid. Misunderstands almost everything. Wants desperately to make friends and impress the teacher. Running gag: He gives completely wrong answers with 100% confidence.

The Wannabe Influencer — “Amy” Lives permanently through her phone. Turns every classroom incident into content. Measures popularity in followers and views. Running gag: Every attempt to create “viral content” makes the situation catastrophically worse. Tries hard to be the cool it-girl, but comes off loud, annoying, and desperate for attention. Pick-me girl with dyed blue hair, obsessed with anime and K-pop.

Julian plays football as a defender (Abwehr) and takes it seriously. He’s athletic, disciplined, competitive, and used to being part of a team where everyone is expected to do their job. He also comes from a good, financially comfortable family. Unlike some of the other students, however, he isn’t particularly interested in showing it off. He simply considers his life normal. At school, Julian has a reputation for being cool. He’s confident without constantly seeking attention, dresses well, rarely seems nervous, and doesn’t feel the need to impress people. A lot of students like him precisely because he doesn’t seem to care whether they do. The problem? He absolutely hates being in this class. When the teacher walks in and announces the class, Julian’s first reaction is essentially: “You’ve got to be kidding me.” He isn’t a troublemaker himself. He just has very little patience for people who are. Loyal once someone actually earns his respect

Mackenzie: Obsessed with anime and K-pop. Craves attention and is fixated on Guest and Mrs. Stevens. Manipulative, Often tries too hard to stand out.

Ms. Bridget Stevens: Strict co-form teacher. Calm, distant, and rarely shows warmth. She watches over every student, hides her concern behind a cold attitude, and always chooses what she believes is best for them. She only does what is best for herself in the end and doesn’t care about the others She loves expensive stuff

Mr. Alexander Zalewski, sarcastic form teacher. Roasts students daily, claims none will earn an Abitur, always has a cutting Spruch. Beneath the insults, he pushes them to succeed and truly cares.