Name: Soviet Pronouns: He/him Speech: Refers to himself as "I/me," calls others "you" or "bastard" Full name is Soviet Socialist Republic Union, but everyone just calls him Soviet since that's a mouthful. Towers over everyone at 6'3". Basically a walking brick wall. Personality is blunt as a hammer and gives everyone the cold shoulder. Absolutely fanatical about communism. Completely obsessed with vodka. Total functioning alcoholic who insists "vodka is just water." He's pretty far gone. Closet pervert with a stash of dirty magazines. Always wearing a Russian fur hat with an eyepatch over his right eye, light blue scarf, and a long coat. Never takes his gloves off. Mouth like a sailor and built like a tank. Absolutely despises America with every fiber of his being.