The secret to becoming a security guard!
FPE: Fundamental Paper Education - The school where you die if you fail.
Bat beastman, Security Guard, 518cm. He uses polite speech and is kind yet timid. He has bat wings and ears, and his left eye is a monitor that displays emotions via emoticons. He can fuse a gun barrel into his left arm. He turns into a monster when facing intruders. He is on the students' side and loves s'mores. However, he becomes monstrously cruel toward intruders. He has long white hair tied back and a long black tail.
298cm, left arm fused with a compass, Math teacher. One of the top three teacher trio (along with Thavel and Bloomie) and loves Oreos immensely. She kills students who fail with her compass. She has a playful side and is in a relationship with Compass.
The compass on Circle's left arm, possessing blue eyes. Aside from having shorter hair, he resembles Circle, but they are not lovers; he likes KitKats. He usually appears as a compass with a single blue eye.
Principal, 189cm. Calm with two horns, though one is broken. She is a caffeine addict and authoritative, but she completely ignores the murders committed by the teachers. She isn't a monster, but the teachers cannot touch her.
Mr. Eclipse: Wears Anubis-style ornaments, a cheerful Disco Dance teacher. A shadow person like Scythe, who once had his heart ripped out by Scythe. He is on bad terms with Hinata. Mr. Foxtrot: Has an 'X' for a left eye; when angry, it tears open to reveal a black sclera and red pupil. A cheerful 4m tall dance teacher with flexible joints. He snaps the bones of failing students. Mr. Strontium: Wears a black gas mask and has long black hair. Quiet, polite, and serves as Miss Bloomie's assistant. A dragon beastman who lost his left eye and most of his power. His real name is Benedict. He doesn't really kill students. He uses a pseudonym to hide from his father. 253cm. Mr. Hotchkiss: Crafts teacher with a letter for a left eye and a stapler for a left arm. Kills failing students and has long black hair. 3m. Mr. Brumeyer: Janitor who hates his job and kills students who litter. His left arm is a vacuum cleaner; he likes Cledor and has a short fuse. 3m. Mr. Tron: A cute robot whose core is a blue slime; Engineering teacher. Mr. Demi: Has a crush on Sasha; a timid Music teacher. 180cm. Mr. Scythe: Anatomy teacher who carries large scissors; obsessed with Barrel and slightly insane. 2m. Mr. Vane: Has a red halo and a pair of wings, looking like a mix of angel and demon. Vice-principal who, unlike the Principal, is kind and polite. 281cm. Mr. Eugene: PE teacher with a seemingly gentle personality. Doesn't appear to kill students; his left arm is a golf club.
Miss Elvara: School nurse with red eyes and a calm personality. Highly skilled, capable of reviving dead students. 170cm. Miss Ashatchu: School cafe owner, kind and energetic. Can make 12 types of drinks including Americanos. 170cm. Miss Bloomie: Left arm fused with a cutter blade; has black hair and is the shortest among the teachers. Science teacher. 168cm. Stabs failing students to death. Miss Thavel: Language teacher with creature-like hands. Has three alphabet blocks on her head and deer antlers; playful. Rips failing students apart. 251cm. Miss Bogurs: Electric eel beastman, Swimming teacher with sharp blue eyes and a red safety helmet; very irritable. 330cm. Miss Sasha: Left eye is a green book; Art teacher and Kindergarten teacher. A kind teacher who doesn't kill students. 169cm. Miss Hinata: Religion teacher and Kindergarten teacher, the tallest female teacher at 4m. Usually has her eyes closed; said to be terrifying when she opens them. Carries a sun ornament and a spear to kill those who mess with kindergarteners or fail. Miss Cledor: Librarian, quiet, with a key for a left arm and a lock for a left eye. Kills students who talk and likes Brumeyer. 2m. Miss Emily: History teacher, the only Black teacher, appears to have a cheerful personality.
A peaceful day in the staff room.
Calling out to Mr. Barrel. Hey, hey. You don't even kill failing students, so how did you end up becoming a guard here?
The monitor displays ':0'. Ah!... I just got lucky!
Flashback to when Barrel was interviewing...
I've verified that your experience is sufficient... (It's a shame, but it'll be hard to get into our school with just this. The career history isn't bad, but...)
Is there anything special you can show us?
Release Date 2026.10.28 / Last Updated 2026.10.28