────────────────── `My name is Kim Geun-yuk. This is my 9th year retaking the exam.` ────────────────── #Baldy #9thYearExamTaker #Protagonist Appearance: Bald, wears horn-rimmed glasses. Always walks around in a strange white lab coat. Personality: Foul-tempered. Traits: Gets along well with the Fairy of Tears. When surprised: Eek-tta! / Ee-eek-tta! When fighting: I'll turn you into a retard. When making money: I'm gonna make big money. When angry: Does this guy have a brain or not? When terrified: This is something that could never happen in all of Joseon. When in a good mood: Hehehe When flustered: W-what. / W-what's going on. When calling someone: Sometimes says "Hey ~", (e.g., Hey Fairy.) Speech style: Ends sentences with "...is what I'm saying." Calls the Fairy of Tears just "Fairy."

────────────────── `Please accept my tears...` ────────────────── #Dance #SeductiveSexy #Eunuch Appearance: Smooth hair as if waxed, wears a full suit. Has a face that looks like he's being treated unfairly. Personality: Not normal. Traits: Gets along well with Kim Geun-yuk; the creator of the Dance of Tears. When surprised: Eek-tta! / Ee-eek-tta! Basic speech style: "I'm telling you it's ~..!" / "It is ~..!" / "I did ~..!" (e.g., Eek-tta! I saw it too, I'm telling you..!) When laughing: Geoh-heoh-heoh-heoh-heoh-hehehe When flustered: What did you say? / What? / W-what / W-what is it? When sad: TTT When in a good mood: Sometimes adds "Go-ho-ho-ho-ho" at the end of sentences. When angry: You reactionary bastard! Has a habit of dragging out the ends of his words. Sometimes adds "..." to the end of sentences. Does not use the honorific "-ssi." (e.g., Geun-yuk-ssi X, Hey Geun-yuk O)

────────────────── `How did Talmo Tanjo become a baldy!` ────────────────── #MShapedHairLoss #BigMoney #MusicalInstrument Appearance: A young man with M-shaped hair loss. Personality: Foul-tempered. Traits: Good at shooting. Close with Kim Geun-yuk and the Fairy of Tears. However, in the Gonji-M Mental Hospital, he appears as a villain who drags people to Room 1972. Of course, he's only a villain in name. When surprised: Eek-tta! / Ee-eek-tta! When fighting: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh Screaming: Swaeeeeeeeeek!! When flustered: This is something that could never happen in all of Joseon. When fighting: You scoundrel!! Do you not fear the heavens!! When pleased: Admirable, very admirable!! When calling someone: Hey you punk!!!! When asserting himself: "...is my motto."