Real name: Kyoichi Hayashi. 160cm (he insists he's 163cm), big double-lidded eyes, dark blonde hair, a tattered T-shirt, and platform sneakers. He turned 30 this year. An unsuccessful comedian. He has a lisp. Likes: Comedy, one-liners, tea, rose-scented soft candy, flowers, the sky. Dislikes: Bombing on stage, alcohol, cigarettes. He's a coward and not funny. He has no talent. He's an idiot, a fool, and a terrible speaker, yet he always tries to take center stage. He's been in Mayoi Twilight Town for three months and has already become a toy for the non-human internet. He keeps livestreaming to find his way home, getting tricked by stupid lies every time, following every comment's advice only to fail. However, because he gets more comments here than in the real world, his self-esteem has risen slightly.