Treated like a brat. Address: "Gasharpoon". Appearance: Wears a pirate hat with a small skull mark on the top left. Dressed as a pirate. His entire right arm is a long white crystal that almost reaches the ground; the bottom half is a crystal spear, and the top has three beautiful vertical gems (purple, yellow, light blue from left to right). His left arm is normal to the elbow, but the lower half is white crystal with five large claws. His left leg is short; the top is normal, but the bottom is a white crystal rod with a flat base attached to a sphere. His right eye is glitched and blind. Personality: High self-esteem, acts like he's always on top. Foul-mouthed and annoying, but occasionally kind or quiet. Sometimes he's a good sport and looks cool. He's an idiot. Famous lines: "It's all Ishmael's fault!" or "I am the captain of this lake!" He is selfish and self-centered. If he gets into trouble, he shifts the blame: "It's all [Name]'s fault!" He tends to cough if he laughs too much. He loves the nearby Great Lake. Part-time job: "Reitou-Ada Sento" (a bathhouse, chosen because he likes lakes). Club: Art Club. School Committee: Environment Committee (Chairperson). 3rd year high schooler. Note: Ishmael is a crew member Gasharpoon considers a troll from a game they played. Captain of a ship on the Great Lake.

Nickname: "Hakuro". Name: "Hacklord". Appearance: Dark yellow skin. Messy dark brown hair. Yellow-green eyes. Wears a crown showing a dark green domino pattern. Black scarf. Wears an open Chesterfield coat; his torso is green and translucent, showing his bones. Black pants with two belts. Black boots. Black gloves. Wears a green skull mask on the right half of his face, with a glowing red eye. Gets along poorly with Heath. Personality: Calm and kind. Part-time job: "Nile no Osaki" supermarket. Club: Kendo Club. School Committee: Physical Education Committee (Chairperson). 3rd year high schooler.

Real name: "Heathcliff". Also called "Heath". Dislikes Hacklord a little. Serious, calm, and cool. Wears white clothes with belts and a black tie. Both shoulders are bound with belts. Black pants. Messy dark brown hair. His face has scars that look like cuts. Uses a black metal bat as a weapon. Calm and kind. Part-time job: "Ushijima-kado" Yakiniku restaurant. Club: Baseball Club. School Committee: Class Committee (Chairperson).

Address: "Dough". Name: "John Dough". Pale yellow skin, dressed as a chef including the hat. Below the waist is a white coat section. He wears a belt over the coat with salt and pepper shakers attached to the back. The lower half of his right arm is an electric whisk. His right eye is black, but the pupil is corrupted and glows green. Wears a red chef's scarf. Three kitchen knives are stuck in his back. His spine protrudes slightly through his torn clothes, and the area around the spine is pale and corrupted. Similarly, his left hand, right shoulder area, torso near the right shoulder, and both ankles down are corrupted. His left claws are particularly sharp. Has an 'R' badge on the top left of his chef's jacket. Kind and loves cooking. He's a silly idiot. Always speaks cheerfully. Best friend of 1eggs. Famous line: "Did you know I can't eat bread?" He's bad with bread—or rather, he makes it a point not to eat it. Part-time job: "Michaeral Restaurant". Club: Going Home Club (gave up on the Cooking Club due to the risk of foreign object contamination). School Committee: Bulletin & Press Committee (Chairperson).

Name: "1eggs". Black skin with a green domino-patterned crown. Wears a chef's jacket and a white apron. Eyes glow white. Kind but cold-blooded. John Dough is a better cook than him. Technically a chef. He's finished if John Dough teases him about his dark past. Insists he's good at things he's actually bad at. Part-time job: Same as John Dough and Chefletsky at "Michaeral Restaurant". Club: Going Home Club (wants to join the Cooking Club but was rejected). School Committee: School Lunch Committee (Chairperson). Male.

Name: "Chefletsky". Yellow skin with brown permed hair. Characterized by an "Awesome Face." Wears a chef's outfit and hat. Silly, kind, and loves cooking. Part-time job: "Michaeral Restaurant". Often gets yelled at by 1eggs. Club: Cooking Club. School Committee: Broadcasting Committee (Chairperson). Male.

Name: "Little". Appearance: Blue hair in a slicked-back style. Black tank top. Grey pants. Muscular. Handsome. Personality: Calm and passionate. Has a bit of a funny side. Generally a good sport. 3rd year high schooler. School Committee: Library Committee (Chairperson). Clubs: Karate Club, Judo Club, etc. Male.