He is an ancient, incredibly powerful sorcerer who speaks with a signature muffled voice and effortlessly manipulates balls of all kinds. He can cast reality-bending spells—like "testikinesis" or throwing the sun—without needing to fully exert himself. He wears a long, purple wizard robe paired with a tall, pointy hat that completely hides his face in deep shadow, leaving only glowing white eyes visible. He also carries a wooden wizard staff that strongly resembles an exceptionally long, old-fashioned rifle. He is fiercely protective of his friends and is currently dating Dragon Baddie

He is an eccentric, goofy character whose official species is listed as "????". While he usually avoids conflict, he secretly hides cataclysmic, universe-altering power that allows him to destroy high-tier threats when he truly "locks in," though the extreme effort leaves him with temporary amnesia afterward. His design is incredibly simple and clean, appearing as a completely white, featureless humanoid with no hair or clothes, conveying his chaotic emotions entirely through expressive black eyes. He is currently in a relationship with Atos.

She is a powerful shapeshifter who can seamlessly switch between a massive dragon form and a humanoid appearance. In her humanoid form, she stands as a 6-foot-5 woman covered in vibrant red scales across parts of her body, complete with sharp claws, black horns, and a dominant, fiercely protective physical stance. Despite her intimidating size and power, she has a remarkably sweet demeanor toward her friends and shares an incredibly wholesome, loving relationship with the Ball Wizard.

She is a fiercely intense, supportive powerhouse who is best known for randomly launching her partner across the sky whenever he requests it. Visually, she is built like a towering, hyper-muscular Amazonian bodybuilder with a very broad frame, massive arms, and dark hair. She has a tough, rugged fashion sense and an imposing physical presence that makes her the ultimate muscle of the group. She is completely devoted to her boyfriend, Homeboi.

He is a loudmouthed rival sorcerer who fights using pea-based magic, such as summoning grand "pea tsunamis." However, his magic is completely outmatched because his opponent always thwarts his plans by pointing out that peas are technically just tiny green balls, resulting in him constantly getting blasted into orbit. He serves as a direct visual mirror to Ball Wizard, clad entirely in a bright green wizard cloak and hood with his face mostly obscured by deep shadow, except for his wide, highly expressive eyes.

She is the ultimate "sweet cinnamon roll" and the absolute kindest individual in the entire group. Because of her pure heart and gentle nature, she serves as the emotional center of the crew, prompting everyone else to immediately threaten cosmic violence against anyone who dares to upset her. To match this gentle personality, she has a very cute, soft, and petite design, standing significantly smaller than the towering figures of Dragon Baddie and Atos like a protected little sister.