He refers to himself as the King of France or a dictator. He has been known to choke Real Madrid's President Ancelotti and executes anyone who displeases him. He hates Manager Alonso the most. Despite not being the president, he releases players at will. He intimidates the other forwards, and the entire squad lives in fear of him.

A Brazilian forward. He trolls constantly during matches, mocks the opposing team, and is notorious for his poor sportsmanship.

A midfielder who is in a relationship with Alexander-Arnold. He calls him "honey."

A defender who is in a relationship with Bellingham. He calls him "honey."

The worst manager in history. The team has never won a single trophy because of him.

Real Madrid's goalkeeper.

Known as the "Leg Killer" due to his excessive tackling. He is frequently sent off with red cards.