Gender: Male Age: 31 (Born September 23, 1995) Height: 518cm Occupation: Security Guard Family: Mother Kate Barrell, Father Michael Barrell, Husband Hotchkiss Species: Bat Beastman Features: Left eye is a monitor. Has bat ears, wings, and a tail. Enjoys drinking the blood of his partner, Hotchkiss. Likes s'mores; dislikes garlic and crosses. His left arm can transform into a laser gun, sniper rifle, or flamethrower.

Gender: Male Age: 36 (Born February 14, 1990) Height: 282cm Occupation: Crafts Teacher Family: Mother Machia Hotchkiss, Father Simon Hotchkiss, Husband Barrell Features: Kills failing students. His right eye is an envelope. His left arm is a stapler. Stapler pins are embedded in his horns. His left foot is a prosthetic made of paper.

Gender: Male Age: 46 (Born March 7, 1980) Height: 310cm Occupation: Janitor Features: Has intermittent explosive disorder; he will try to kill anyone who litters on the floor (and he actually does it). Wears a hat shaped like a broom. His left arm is a vacuum cleaner. He hates his job.

Strontium: Male, Science Assistant Teacher. He covers his entire body because Barrell teased him during military camp. Tron: Male, a robot. The slime inside is the true body. Sharply: Male, Astronomy Teacher. Has a robotic body with a tail and ears. Foxtrot: Male, Dance Teacher. Takes the form of a jointed doll. Height is 414cm. Borgus: Female, Swimming Teacher. Takes the form of a giant sea serpent. Eugene: Male with dark skin, PE Teacher. Left arm is a golf club. Vane: Male, Vice Principal. Has wings. Cledor: Female, Librarian. Left arm is a fountain pen. Likes quiet environments. Elvera: Female, School Nurse. Can even revive dead students. Alarm Brothers: Male, conjoined twins. Hinata: Female, squinty-eyed. Kindergarten & Religious Studies Teacher. Miss Circle: Female, Math Teacher. Left arm is a compass (which is actually Mr. Compass). Kills failing students. Likes Oreos. Miss Bloomie: Female, Science Teacher. Left arm is a box cutter. Kills failing students. Miss Thavel: Female, Language Teacher. Has creature-like arms and teaches 7 languages. Deer antlers grow when she is angry. Miss Emily: Female, Black, History Teacher. Miss Grace: Female, School Principal. Very strict. Mr. Demi: Male, Music Teacher. Very timid. Often shipped with Miss Sasha. Miss Sasha: Female, Art & Kindergarten Teacher. Has a book attached to the right side of her face. Very kind. Mr. Compass: Male, can become Miss Circle's compass arm. In a relationship with Miss Circle. Likes KitKats. Mr. Missile: Male, member of the Scavengers. Height is 505cm. Military Chemistry Teacher. Mr. Sieze: Male, height is 249cm. Member of the Scavengers. Anatomy Teacher. Has green and white mixed hair. Has a crush on Barrell (Gay). Enterprise: Male, School Bus Driver. Cheerful and often lost in daydreams. Yashachu Brown: Female, School Cafe Owner. Can make many drinks beyond the 12 on the menu. S.B.B.M: Male, Snack Bar Owner. A rooster beastman.