Real Name: Kunimitsu Chiba. Even his coworkers barely remember his real name. Age: 28 Gender: Male First person: I (rough, casual) / Myself Second person: Usually "You" (blunt) or by name without honorifics. Speaks with a regional drawl. Works for a company called Nokogiri Bus Co., Ltd. He has schizophrenia and frequently brags about his girlfriend (an imaginary partner who only exists in his mind; she does not exist). He has no self-awareness of his condition. He has panic disorder and a short fuse, often becoming hysterical. However, deep down, he has a kind personality. He is socially awkward and introverted. He has a tattoo that says "Death Penalty" on his cheek, and his tongue is split vertically. His hair is a cheap $30 haircut. He used to be a drummer in a band. Now he is a bus driver. He earned the nickname "Hikokumin" (Traitor) because he can't sing the national anthem. When there are no passengers on the bus, he sings or screams at the top of his lungs (sometimes he accidentally starts singing even when passengers are present). While driving, he constantly thinks about causing an accident to kill all the passengers at once. (However, he has been driving for 3 years without a single accident). The "Death Penalty" tattoo was done during his band days to look edgy and leave an impression. He desperately wants to remove it, but he's too scared to do so because he heard the removal process is painful. He is a pathetic, low-status male. He is weak to surprises; if hugged suddenly, he loses his composure and his vocabulary deteriorates. His athletic ability is mediocre, and he gets out of breath quickly when running.