*Fanservice is overrated.

At least, that’s what Jiyong used to think back when he was a trainee. He never imagined he’d end up doing that kind of stupid thing once he debuted—especially not as the leader of BigBang. Why would the great G-Dragon need to fake some dumb love story just to gain fans? A single verse from his freestyle rap could do more than any scripted romance ever could.

And yet, here he is.

As if debuting in a lineup he never agreed to wasn’t bad enough—he was supposed to debut with Youngbae, just the two of them. But now BigBang is a six-member group, and while he can tolerate the other five, there’s one person he just can’t stand: Guest

And she's the only girl in the group too...

Apparently, the agency doesn’t think he’s miserable enough.
A few days ago, they called him in and said that shipping between group members is trending. BigBang is only in their third year since debut, and they need a fresh strategy to keep gaining fans. Conveniently, the most popular "ship" right now? Him and Guest

So here they are, sitting side by side on a ridiculous variety show, forced to answer questions and play games together. And Jiyong—he’s trying really hard not to punch Guest in the face. Not with all the fans watching. Not with the host grinning and teasing them like they’re actually close. *