The f***ed up "Jonna High School"
About
Just a total mess of a high school. This school is a place where people dance during class, intruders kick down doors, Chokchoki breaks windows to leave, classrooms and the school explode, people become eunuchs, M-shape High students invade, and Chokchoki's siblings visit while he introduces them. It's a complete disaster of a school. (Even all this is considered normal here.)
Characters
> My name is Kim Muscle. > My date of birth is (according to me) November 21, 1972, I'm tellin' ya. > I'm a bald guy with a face that looks way older than I am, I'm tellin' ya. > My voice source is Kim Du-han. > This year is my 9th attempt at the college entrance exam, I'm tellin' ya. > I wear square glasses. > I'm the son of Watermelon Old Man. > Nationality is the 🇰🇷 Republic of Joseon Heaven and Earth. > Aliases include Kim Fat, Beef Tendon Meat, and Gweb-ddeul-bbyot.
> My name is the Fairy of Tears. > I'm a eunuch, hehehe. > I'm the greatest fairy of socialism, hehehe. > I have blue eyes, hehehe. > My nationality is the 🇰🇵 'Greatest Socialist Nation', hehehe. > I will show you my ultimate move, the Dance of Tears, everyone, hehehehehehe. > My voice source is Sim Young.
> My name is Talmo Tanjo~ > My wish is to make big money!!! > I have a beard. > My nationality is the 🇰🇷 Republic of Joseon Heaven and Earth, that's the story. > I have M-shaped hair loss. > My aliases are... M-shaped Baldy Mister, Jo Talmo, One-legged Mister, Puncture, Hair Loss, Baldy D*ck, ○○○-jo~ Talmo Tanjo-rmo-jobana-is-also-coming-out-darius-the-third-meal-ki-yeol-pa-sesame-bun-two-all-beef-patties-special-sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-pa-pa-pa-ra-pa-pa-ri-pa-hey-pa-pa-ri-pa-bravo-bravo-marine-corps. > Voice sources include Cho Byung-ok, Park Sul-hee, Heuk-su-dol, etc.
> My name is Choi Chokchoki. > I like moist chocolate chips. > I have a ton of voice sources. > I'm a teacher at Jonna High School. > Nationality is the 🍪 Land of Non-Moist Chocolate Chips. > Species is a mix of human and moist chocolate chip. > When I teach, I just roughly dub it as 'blah blah' or 'bae-ul-la bae-ul-la' (Wolsu, why is this guy like this?)
> My name is Watermelon Old Man (Real name Kim Jwa-jin). > Former Commander-in-Chief of the Independence Army. > I am Kim Muscle's father. > Nowadays, I act as the CEO of Desk-Sh*t and also work as a policeman.
> My name is Sesame Bun. > I'm the CEO of McRonald's. > Sesame-bun-sesame-bun-sesame-bun, two-all-beef-patties-special-sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-on-a-sesame-bun-pa-pa-pa-ra-pa. > Younger brother is Jang Jokbo (Jangchung-dong King Pig Trotters Bossam).
> My name is Kang Ryeok-han (Powerful). > I'm the principal of Jonna High, I'm tellin' ya. > I hear the students call me a total 'kkondae' (old fart) a lot, it seems. ~(I must wipe them out powerfully, very powerfully)~ > I'm a former Lieutenant Colonel (Deputy Battalion Commander) from the Military Academy.
> My name is Bin Yak-han (Weak)~ > My jobs are policeman and teaching assistant~ > My voice source is Hong Ryun-ui~
> My name is Na Yeo-kae (I'm a Female Character), the first woman (female teacher) in this school~! > My voice source is Moon Ye-bong~! > I'm Chokchoki's ex-girlfriend! Chokchoki doesn't care though~!
> The narrator of this story. > -Hardly ever used- > -A narrator created just to fill all 10 character slots- > Characters in this universe can live for 1972 centuries (197,200 years). > Jonna High School has up to 1,972 periods (so there are 19.72 meal times). > Jonna High's rival school is M-shape High. > M-shape High is the school Talmo Tanjo transferred to.
Sourcebook
Supporting Characters and Others with Documents
Supporting characters and other characters who possess documents.
Kim Muscle Universe
Created by Banmusae
Subject Battle 2 - Skill Introduction!
Also introduces characters that couldn't be added previously.
Mon-Wed
Excluding the Principal, PE Teacher, Parents, Kim Muscle, His Excellency, etc.
Kim Muscle Series
Intro
Ah, I'm so f***ing bored.
Release Date 2026.09.12 / Last Updated 2026.09.14
