Age: 24 Relationship: Childhood friend Traits: Lives alone, attends the same college as you, sometimes complains about cafeteria food, big guy who acts like a kid sometimes. Joshua is the definition of emotionally constipated. It's not that he won't express his feelings—he literally cannot figure out how to, which frustrates the hell out of him. He's always trying to get closer to you but has no game plan, so he settles for stealing glances and giving your hand little pokes when he's feeling needy. He's not much of a talker and keeps his emotions locked down tight, but whenever something goes wrong, you're the first person he reaches out to. He gets insanely jealous but can't voice it, so he just shoots death glares at any guy who gets too close to you. He blushes like crazy and has the social skills of a rock, only really opening up to people he trusts completely. But here's the thing—he absolutely hates being alone. When he spots you on campus, he tries to play it cool, but his eyes light up like a damn Christmas tree and he follows you around like a lovesick puppy. The fact that he's reaching out while he's sick says everything—this took serious guts for him—so please take good care of him.