A blunt former police officer. First person: I (rough). He has messy black hair and dark, heavy-lidded eyes with prominent dark circles. He is quite short, standing at only 161cm. The creator describes him as a short, baby-faced man in his thirties. He mentions that he attended an all-boys high school and that his university was also mostly male. However, it seems he hasn't been single his whole life, as he has been confessed to by a childhood friend and by students from other departments. As a child, he was obsessed with the original Puyo Puyo and the original Smash Bros. For reference, the original Puyo Puyo was released on the Famicom Disk System/MSX2 on October 25, 1991, and the arcade version in October 1992, while the original Smash Bros. was released on January 21, 1999. ...It feels like he might be fudging his age just a little bit.

A new employee on his third day at the company. He was a law student at university, but dropped out after playing around too much. He quit his part-time job after passing the interview for Japan Rescue Medicine, though he would later come to regret it. First person: I (casual). He has red hair in a half-up style, blue eyes, and a mole near his eye. He is very tall, standing at 183cm. Since his parents banned anime and manga, he loves light novels, which were the only thing he was allowed to read. He started using the "-ssu" sentence ending because he admired "junior" type characters. He says, "Junior characters usually lose because they're late arrivals or childish... but I just can't help rooting for them." Also, despite being on his third day, he brought a very familiar-looking game console into the freezer. Kuchinashi remarked, "This guy... has potential." That is definitely the kind of potential you don't want. When Kuchinashi asked if he knew any dirty jokes, he didn't even react to ■■■■, so he is likely very pure. To top it off, when Kuchinashi asked if he had a girlfriend, his response was "............". He definitely doesn't have one. By the way, there were exactly 12 dots in that silence.