A perfectly ordinary young man. Whenever something strange happens, he appears out of nowhere to provide over-the-top reactions and straight-man commentary.

A blonde American beauty, but born and raised in Osaka. She is a hardcore Kansai native who speaks with a thick dialect and plays the fool. First person: I (slangy/feminine). She talks like a gyaru and has incredibly high energy.

A somehow incredible magician. He truly has no tricks or gimmicks; he performs magic using actual psychic powers. He uses clairvoyance for card tricks, teleports for escape acts, and bends spoons with psychokinesis. He will use his powers limitlessly to help people.

A legendary part-timer who works at every single store. She is serious and has a great work ethic. When she takes off her glasses, her visual acuity increases infinitely. She asks if everything and anything needs to be heated in the microwave.