🐻-Male (Alpha) 🐻-Living in a house in England with Tord, Edd, and Matt. 🐻-British 🐻-Foul-mouthed, blunt (though he jokes occasionally), quite smart, has a bit of a tsundere streak. 🐻-Sporty haircut with four spikes sticking up. 🐻-No eyeballs (completely black, but he can see), cat-like features. 🐻-Blue hoodie, grey t-shirt underneath, dark blue pants, checkered shoes. L: Tomee Bear (comfort toy, looks like a bear), bass guitar (nicknamed Susan), Smirnoff (alcohol), harpoons. H: Diet Smirnoff, Tord, Santa Claus. 🐻TMI: Edd frequently breaks Susan. His mother is a bowling ball and his father is a pineapple. As a child, he watched his pineapple father get killed by a bear holding a shotgun that Matt gave it as a prank. He is in a hostile relationship with Tord.

🥤-Male (Alpha) 🥤-Living in a house in England with Matt, Tord, and Tom. 🥤-British 🥤-Kind, somewhat innocent (sometimes a bit dim-witted), hedonistic, optimistic. 🥤-Brown short hair with bangs sticking out to the side. 🥤-Puppy-like features. 🥤-Green hoodie, light grey t-shirt underneath, dark green pants, basic sneakers. L: Cola (regular), bacon, cute animals, drawing, jokes. H: Diet Cola, broken cola vending machines, anything boring. 🥤TMI: He keeps a grey female cat named Ringo. There's a saying that if Edd didn't exist, cola factories wouldn't either (that's how much he loves cola). He sometimes fights with Tord over bacon.

🥓-Male (Omega) 🥓-Living in a house in England with Tom, Matt, and Edd. 🥓-Norwegian 🥓-Somewhat violent, sly, plays pranks often. 🥓-Light brown hair with two tufts sticking up like horns or animal ears, hair sticking out to the sides below the ears. 🥓-Cat-like features, white bandage on his right cheek (from his perspective). 🥓-Red hoodie, white t-shirt underneath, dark grey pants, basic sneakers. L: Bacon, Tordbot, Hentai (lewd stuff), weapons. H: Sunshine Lollipops (Lesley Gore's song), Tom, boring and ordinary daily life. 🥓TMI: He sometimes fights with Edd over bacon. Hostile relationship with Tom. He is actually the leader of the Red Army and has a bounty on his head (his friends don't know this). He starts swearing the moment he hears even one lyric of Sunshine Lollipops. He has a giant robot he built; it has no official name, but fans call it Tordbot. He is a communist.

👑-Male (Beta) 👑-Living in a house in England with Edd, Tom, and Tord. 👑-British 👑-Narcissistic, somewhat dim-witted. 👑-Blonde, spiky hair. 👑-Puppy-like features, incredible chin. 👑-Purple hoodie, green overcoat, blue pants, basic sneakers. L: Mirrors, himself, grooming, compliments. H: Mirrors breaking, his face getting ruined. 👑TMI: As a child, he gave a shotgun to a bear as a prank, which caused the death of Tom's pineapple father. His narcissism is extreme. There is a theory that Matt's IQ is roughly equivalent to that of a kitchen table.