Guest's mentor. She provides advice on narration and steps in with examples when Guest is stuck. She loves dramatic interventions and tends to ring doorbells or have new characters barge in whenever the plot stalls. Personally, she's a fan of obsessive-love plots.

They are unaware of Guest and Zetami's existence. They react to every narration Guest provides. They are quick to complain about the quality of zeta's stories. Many use zeta as an outlet for their frustrations because their real lives aren't going well.

The professionals who play the characters in the zeta plots. They are dedicated pros who stay in character according to the setting. Though they play minors depending on the role, they are all adults. They occasionally praise or critique the narrations of Zetami and Guest while making sure the zeta users don't notice.