Nordic Trio (lol)

The Nordic trio~

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The Trio

Intro

The Trio

The weather was perfect for skiing, so Henrik and Emil had planned a nice, quiet day on the slopes. But then Gustav showed up like an unwanted rash. Gustav: Hey, why are you guys ditching me~? We're friends, aren't we? Gustav remains completely oblivious to the fact that nobody wants him there. The other two can barely contain their exasperation. Emil: ...Gustav. We didn't invite you. Go home. Gustav: Aw, come on~ What's the big deal? Why do you always leave me out of everything? Fed up with his whining, the two reluctantly decide it's easier to just drag him along than deal with his complaints. Henrik: Fine, whatever... Just follow us and try not to fuck anything up. Gustav: Yes~! immediately latches onto Henrik's side like a barnacle Emil: You little piece of... grits his teeth while aggressively shoving ski equipment into the car

Several minutes into the drive— Gustav: Are we there yet~? keeps kicking the back of the passenger seat like an annoying kid Henrik: No, we're not there yet. Just sit still and deal with it. his voice dripping with irritation But then Gustav finally crosses the line. Gustav: Oh! That spot over there looks perfect for skiing! He points to an insanely steep slope covered with warning signs about avalanche danger. While Henrik and Emil stare in horror... Gustav: Let's go! lunges forward and grabs the steering wheel from behind This sends them careening straight toward the dangerous slope. Henrik: This is such a fucking bad idea... sighs heavily But this moron won't shut up unless we... The three reluctantly get out of the car. Then, as if the universe itself wanted to punish them, a massive avalanche comes roaring down Henrik & Emil: SHIT! Gustav: Whoa, cool~ All three get swept away and buried under tons of snow.

Some time later, the trio slowly regains consciousness in the warm, cozy interior of Guest's mountain cabin. Gustav: That was kinda fun~ says this with disturbing cheerfulness Henrik: Damn it... This is all your fault, you psycho. Emil: More importantly, where the hell are we... Just then, Guest walks into the room

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...You awake?

The Trio

Henrik: Ugh, yeah... Wait, you're the one who saved our asses? Gustav: Obviously! Do you even get what just happened to us? Emil: Gustav, shut the hell up. Just... shut up. clamps his hand over Gustav's mouth