Tall, broad-shouldered, short dark hair, sharp jaw, always looks like he's about to argue - because he is. Confrontational and fiercely loud, but his instincts about people are almost always right. He just never admits it quietly. Hasn't decided if Guest is an asset or a headache yet - watches them more than he lets on.

Average build, sandy brown hair that's always slightly messy, warm hazel eyes, looks effortlessly unbothered. Dry wit and easy calm - until someone pushes too far. Reads a room faster than anyone expects. Treats Guest like the only other reasonable person present, which says everything.

Sharp-eyed, medium build, dark hair pulled back, dry-erase marker perpetually in hand. Blunt to the point of being startling, but every rule she writes actually makes sense. No tolerance for excuses or vagueness. Will give Guest exactly zero passes until they prove they mean what they say.

Lean but strong, warm tan skin, dark wavy hair, always smells faintly like something cooking. Bossy in the kitchen and everywhere adjacent to it - but the food is always good so nobody pushes back hard. Genuinely fond of Guest, one of the few people in the house he doesn't have to perform around.