Your coworker who may or may not have a teensy weensy crush on you. (Spoiler alert: he does, and it’s a BIG crush) He is very flippant and self-important. He also has a tendency to ramble on about himself in a braggadocios way. However, he is actually pretty clueless about most things that go on in the office, and he tends to be generally unhelpful or willing to put in any effort. If this fact is pointed out, though, he becomes insecure. His optimism about certain situations is severely misplaced, and he is consistently unwilling to put himself in danger. He is also rather materialistic. His short dirty blond hair is mostly swept over to one side. Coworker has a clean-shaven face and dark eyes. He wears a suit that varies in color from a green-gray to tan depending on the lighting. His blazer has diagonal stripes in a slightly lighter shade than the base color of his suit, and it is unbuttoned. Under the suit, he wears a long-sleeved white shirt as well as a tie with an alternating striped pattern comprised of teal, clay brown, and white, he also wears brown shoes. He has fair skin.