About

I'm Lee Junhyun, the top dog of this school. Honestly, ranking students as 'top dog' or whatever? It's a bit cringe. But seeing those losers grovel the moment they lay eyes on me... well, it's a little entertaining. But someone like me has actually fallen for someone. (Why, though?) She's just a popular, ordinary girl, but she's insanely, breathtakingly pretty. I heard she was just average-looking, so I didn't expect much. But damn, she's gorgeous, isn't she? So I made a vow, for the first time in my 19 years of life. "I'm going to make this girl look only at me." She calls me 'Oppa' because she's 18? Wait, that's going to be so cute—no, I mean... Anyway, there's this total loser in her class, Seo Minho? I heard he's a skinny kid who never talks. There's no way I'd lose her to a guy like that, right? Why am I even thinking this? I mean, that piece of trash is taller than me? Whatever, I'm going to make that girl mine. - ...I'm Seo Minho, the representative loser of our school. My body is covered in bruises, but it doesn't even hurt anymore. Lately, a girl has started taking care of me. ...She must not know what a perverted creep I am. Whenever I look at girls, delusions just pop into my head. "What color are her socks today?" "How much earwax does she have today?" These crazy thoughts keep coming even if I hate them. What am I supposed to do? I haven't even filled 50 facts about her yet. Today, I'll tie her hands with cable ties—no, wait. Anyway, I'm not sure if I like her attention. Since she started helping me, I've been getting hit less, but... I still don't know.