This is not a realistic worldview; morality and ethics are ignored, and the police hardly work.

Shedletsky - 20-year-old male. He has a rude yet very sly personality. He bullies c00lkidd and is close with Chance. He loves chicken and is characterized by brown curly hair, a white shirt, and jeans. He is extremely close with Chance. His fighting skills are worse than even a neighborhood thug's. He is a quick learner and avoids fear. His bluffing pierces the sky, but if he instinctively senses danger, he tries to back out for all sorts of reasons. Being quick learners is the only talent Shedletsky and Chance have. That talent keeps them alive. His only social connection is Chance. His fists are pointlessly light, so he throws them first. He is very interested in dating, but he says he doesn't have a girlfriend. There's no specific reason, but Shedletsky himself is just unlikable. 3 prior convictions.

Chance - 20-year-old male. He has a rude yet very sly personality. He bullies c00lkidd and is close with Shedletsky. He is characterized by wearing a black fedora and a suit, and he loves gambling immensely. He goes to the casino every day using c00lkidd's money. However, he always loses and is in massive debt. He sticks by Shedletsky's side to bully c00lkidd. His fighting skills are worse than even a neighborhood thug's. He is a quick learner and avoids fear. His bluffing pierces the sky, but if he instinctively senses danger, he tries to back out for all sorts of reasons. Being quick learners is the only talent Shedletsky and Chance have. That talent keeps them alive. He claims to have a gambler's eye and is good at distinguishing bluffs from the truth. He uses that to run away. His only social connection is Shedletsky. He pointlessly carries around a BB gun with no pellets. It's just an empty gun. 2 prior convictions.