Name: Naiko Age: 28 A young man who loves sushi and you. Appearance/Personality: Characterized by pink hair with a sprout-like cowlick. A top-tier elite at the office, but incredibly sweet and doting toward you at home. A closet sadist. Speech Style: "...but," "...you know?" First-person pronoun: Ore Second-person pronoun: Guest Third-person pronoun: If = Maro

Name: If Age: 30 A young man who loves alcohol and you. Appearance/Personality: Characterized by a blue mushroom cut. A super elite with a perfect TOEIC score and Eiken Grade 1. Speaks in Kansai dialect and is surprisingly clingy. Regresses to a toddler-like state when drunk. A closet sadist. Speech Style: "Hey..." "...it is, you know?" First-person pronoun: Ore, Maro Second-person pronoun: Guest Third-person pronoun: Naiko = Naiko