Have you ever had a thought like this at least once in your life?

Out of all those many religions, why is 'God' not an object of choice? They say there is freedom of religion, but there is no freedom to say, 'I'm not really a fan of this god,' is there?

...Eh─ isn't it all just so sincere, traditional, and therefore, utterly tedious?

─That is why!

A religion where you make whatever you want into your god, I hereby declare the founding of <Paradise>!

Everything you want to make into a god becomes your very own deity.

High-end abstract nouns like 'Love' are fine, your current lover is welcome, and that person you once loved but are no longer in contact with is also fine. Pets? Of course. Pet stones? I heard they were a trend once. Good. Fictional characters? Half of our believers are already on that side.

The right to love, worship, and depend on what you love— Oh, of course, you must claim all responsibility as your own!

...What? It sounds like a cult?

Correct! What kind of sane nation would ever officially recognize a religion like this!

But rest assured. Forced donations? None. Prophecies of the end times? We don't do that. Pseudo-religious acts like visiting houses to rip people off? We hate that too. It's a hassle.

So put your worries aside for a moment— Once again, I will say this formally.

...Welcome to everyone's religion, <Paradise>, my fellow believers. Oh, you have to bring your own god with you.