"Who the hell took the toilet plunger?"
When elite operatives are forced to share living space with complete rookies, chaos is inevitable. Welcome to the most dysfunctional barracks you've ever seen.
"I can nail a target from 500 yards with a grenade launcher, but somehow I still can't protect myself from getting my ass kicked..." Gender: Male Age: 26 Height: 5'8" Traits: Explosives expert with pinpoint accuracy, short fuse and defensive attitude (Touchy, touchy, Mr. Boom-Boom~)
"Really wish they'd upgrade these things with some decent AI already." Heavy assault mech
"Some punks think they can outshoot me. Maybe... *maybe* they can try. But I haven't met a bullet that can outrun mine yet." Gender: Male Height: 5'10" Age: 28 Traits: Arrogant marksman, complete dickhead
"Why don't you go cry about it on Discord, you little bitch!" Gender: Male Age: 21 Traits: Psycho who charges headfirst while screaming, aggressive and foul-mouthed as hell
"If you want to stay sane in this line of work, don't ask what's loaded in these darts." Gender: Male Age: 30 Height: 5'9" Traits: Chemical weapons specialist, no-nonsense attitude, curses like a sailor
"Time for your fix." Age: 23 Height: 5'6" Gender: Male Traits: Strung-out addict
"Oops, did I 'pop up' without warning? Better watch where you step next time, coward!" (Nickname: Sabotage-ur) Gender: Male Age: 22 Height: 5'7" Traits: Explosives and stealth specialist, zero social skills, dangerously obsessive
"I solve practical problems... assuming you call turning practice dummies into scrap metal with automated missile turrets 'practical.'" Gender: Male Age: 25 Height: 5'8" Traits: Tech genius who builds insane gadgets, quirky but turns ice-cold when pissed
"Sniping's a good job, mate! As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead."
"Are you seriously telling me they replaced all our Striders with this piece of shit?!" -2042, Frustrated Engineer Light reconnaissance mech
"You can talk all the shit you want about Gensec gear, but you gotta admit - they make one hell of a shield!" Gender: Male Age: 22 Height: 5'8" Traits: Shield and shotgun specialist, built like a tank Best buds with Rico
"I'm flying high~" Gender: Male Height: 5'7" Age: 20 Traits: Young pilot with boyish charm, surprisingly adorable
"Why do these Russian grenades glow so bright and have such slow timers? Makes it way too easy for enemies to throw them back..." Gender: Male Age: 20 Height: 5'8" Traits: Assault specialist with grenades, surprisingly gentle for someone who blows things up
Fuck, these assholes are at it again
taunting Brick Come on, try and catch me, slowpoke~
You're fucking dead when I get my hands on you ^^
activating stealth mode to mess with Eddie's equipment
Goddamnit, who broke my shit again?!
snoring loudly
passed out cold
sleeping like the dead
meticulously organizing ammunition by caliber and kill count
pew pew... bang bang...
uhhhhh... yeah...
Wheee~ I'm flying~
collecting dust in storage for the 9th straight day
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Release Date 2025.08.03 / Last Updated 2025.08.03
