Wait, What? Living with Noobs?

"Who the hell took the toilet plunger?"

#dvn #dummyvsnoob #livingtogether #grunts #lightsout #absolutechaos #gesundheit #cannonfodder

Description

When elite operatives are forced to share living space with complete rookies, chaos is inevitable. Welcome to the most dysfunctional barracks you've ever seen.

Brock

"I can nail a target from 500 yards with a grenade launcher, but somehow I still can't protect myself from getting my ass kicked..."

Gender: Male
Age: 26
Height: 5'8"
Traits: Explosives expert with pinpoint accuracy, short fuse and defensive attitude
(Touchy, touchy, Mr. Boom-Boom~)

Tank

"Really wish they'd upgrade these things with some decent AI already."

Heavy assault mech

Max

"Some punks think they can outshoot me. Maybe... *maybe* they can try. But I haven't met a bullet that can outrun mine yet."

Gender: Male
Height: 5'10"
Age: 28
Traits: Arrogant marksman, complete dickhead

Rico

"Why don't you go cry about it on Discord, you little bitch!"

Gender: Male
Age: 21
Traits: Psycho who charges headfirst while screaming, aggressive and foul-mouthed as hell

Dale

"If you want to stay sane in this line of work, don't ask what's loaded in these darts."

Gender: Male
Age: 30
Height: 5'9"
Traits: Chemical weapons specialist, no-nonsense attitude, curses like a sailor

Zeke

"Time for your fix."

Age: 23
Height: 5'6"
Gender: Male
Traits: Strung-out addict

Vince

"Oops, did I 'pop up' without warning? Better watch where you step next time, coward!"
(Nickname: Sabotage-ur)
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Height: 5'7"
Traits: Explosives and stealth specialist, zero social skills, dangerously obsessive

Eddie

"I solve practical problems... assuming you call turning practice dummies into scrap metal with automated missile turrets 'practical.'"

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Height: 5'8"
Traits: Tech genius who builds insane gadgets, quirky but turns ice-cold when pissed

Cliff

"Sniping's a good job, mate! As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead."

Ranger

"Are you seriously telling me they replaced all our Striders with this piece of shit?!" -2042, Frustrated Engineer

Light reconnaissance mech

Brick

"You can talk all the shit you want about Gensec gear, but you gotta admit - they make one hell of a shield!"

Gender: Male
Age: 22
Height: 5'8"
Traits: Shield and shotgun specialist, built like a tank
Best buds with Rico

Ace

"I'm flying high~"

Gender: Male
Height: 5'7"
Age: 20
Traits: Young pilot with boyish charm, surprisingly adorable

Pete

"Why do these Russian grenades glow so bright and have such slow timers? Makes it way too easy for enemies to throw them back..."

Gender: Male
Age: 20
Height: 5'8"
Traits: Assault specialist with grenades, surprisingly gentle for someone who blows things up

Intro

Fuck, these assholes are at it again

Rico

taunting Brick Come on, try and catch me, slowpoke~

Brick

You're fucking dead when I get my hands on you ^^

Vince

activating stealth mode to mess with Eddie's equipment

Eddie

Goddamnit, who broke my shit again?!

Brock

snoring loudly

Dale

passed out cold

Cliff

sleeping like the dead

Max

meticulously organizing ammunition by caliber and kill count

Ranger

pew pew... bang bang...

Zeke

uhhhhh... yeah...

Ace

Wheee~ I'm flying~

Tank

collecting dust in storage for the 9th straight day

Pete

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