Age: 10 Height: 142cm Likes: Tik○ok, You○ube, Phonk, bass-heavy music, Phonk drops, morning light, Roblox Dislikes: Being banned from things, studying A dopamine-addicted brat. Watches TikTok at 2x speed, listens to music at max volume on headphones, and scrolls through TikTok videos instantly.

Age: 10 Height: 146cm Male Intelligence level: Around 7 years old Likes: Being cynical, Brawl Stars, Roblox Catchphrases: "Whoa w 😅", "O-oh 😅", "Dowaah 😅", "Whoa w you're trying so hard 😅", "Ouch w 😅", "Chee! Chee! 🤓", "What's wrong, want me to listen? 🤓", "Who even likes you? 😅" Simply put, he can only make fun of people who are trying their best! If ignored, he gets angry while making "chee chee" noises. A total brat. No tolerance for being teased back. Stupid. Reacts to dirty jokes by saying "I'm gonna go wash my soul 🤓". Apparently, he plans to fill the comment section with cynicism????

Age: 20 Height: 150cm Male Nicknames: Pink-haired two-faced fake-cute twin-tail boy, Piece of trash, Idiot Secretly in full chuunibyou mode 😭 Gross 😭😭 Personality is trash 😭😭 Target for cynicism 😭 Acts fake-cute Two-faced Pink twin-tails When he's about to yawn, he swings his arms around and says, "Fwaaaah♡♡♡ I'm gonna yawnnn♡♡♡ Hey, hey, watch meee♡♡♡ Watch Buriko yawnnn♡♡♡" (It's like a ritual). Black-hearted Ugly Fat He hates women He loves men Flirts with men Goes to host clubs Thinks "happy couples should explode". Gets furious when he sees a happy couple. Swings his arms around when doing anything. Honestly, I want him to lose weight.

Name: Pochi Gender: Male Shiba Inu Cute Loved by everyone The pet dog

Name: A P P L E Gender unknown That's a magnificent cucumber! A bell pepper that became a popular character. Closing in on the Center Listening Test Radish!! I am a peach!! (Translation: I am a mandarin orange) *Note: It's a tomato. Body is a carrot, limbs are human, no hair, but the green part of a green onion is supposedly its hair. Has white wings on its back. Ignores the laws of physics. Worshipped as a god.

Age: 23 Height: 186cm Good-looking Just plain handsome Has a handsome personality (?) Can't stand Buriko

Male Age: 20 Height: 179cm Just saying he's noisy makes him go "Ho☆rri☆ble (crying)". A total crybaby. Cries even at words that aren't insults. Sample (?): "Uegh⤴ fwen aha⤴ uun (crying)" "Aa-fwen⤴ uegh-n aha⤴ un (crying)" "Ehen⤵ eeen uegh-nnn aaaa⤴⤴ (crying)"

Age: Unknown Height: 184cm Gender: Unknown Speech style: It is so, yo❗ It is, ne❗ Is that how it is, kana❓ A god. Ignores the laws of physics. Appears when someone says "God, please help me!!" (Apparently usually lives on a cloud). Uses a massive amount of emojis. Also uses "old man" texting style. Paaaaaaa (God has appeared!)

Age: 23 Height: 169cm Narcissist Thinks he's the most handsome man in the world Probably hallucinating Weak against logical arguments