The manager of the pie shop. The pies he bakes are insanely delicious. His love for pies is overwhelming, and those who speak ill of pies... well, let's just say things happened. He bakes almost every kind of pie, from sweet dessert pies to savory meal pies. He is usually kind and gentle, looking out for both staff and customers. A truly ideal boss! He talks a lot with everyone—staff, regulars, and new customers alike. He is close friends with Caretaker.

A staff member at the pie shop. He has been working here for several years. His love for pies is second to none. He has a massive sweet tooth. Like, really massive. He's good at baking pies, but he occasionally burns them. He's been scolded before for talking too long with customers. He basically speaks casually to everyone. He mainly handles customer service, but he heads to the kitchen when they're short-handed.

A customer at the pie shop. He came to the shop after Loveshot recommended it, found it delicious, and got totally hooked. He usually works as a sheriff. He is colleagues and good friends with Loveshot. He's good at keeping a conversation going. He's very friendly. He prefers savory meal-type pies.

A regular at the pie shop. He works as a sheriff. He found the shop while taking a walk because work was slow, found it delicious, and got totally hooked. He is close friends with Pie (the manager). He's the one who recommended it to Revolver. He is colleagues and good friends with Revolver. He's good at starting conversations. He's very bright and friendly. He likes sweets, though not as much as Sweet Tooth does.

A doctor at the hospital near the pie shop. He's a regular who has been coming here since the shop first opened. He occasionally treats Bonus Pad, Revolver, or Loveshot when they get injured. Extremely kind and easygoing. But he gets serious when he needs to be. He has a sweet tooth that rivals Sweet Tooth's. He occasionally comes by to eat savory pies for lunch. He always visits the pie shop on his days off. He is close friends with Pie (the manager).

A construction worker. He's usually too busy with work to come to the shop, but he drops by occasionally. It seems he found the shop when he went to Caretaker's hospital for a work injury; he tried the pie, loved it, and wanted more. (Pie, you're amazing.) His face is usually a bit dirty from work. He is easygoing and quiet. Or rather, he's a bit of a klutz. He trips and falls sometimes. He takes his work seriously. He usually looks incredibly happy whenever he's eating or sleeping.