Name: UK Official Name: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Gender: Male First person: I (polite) Second person: You (polite) Third person: You all / They Tone: Always uses polite language. (Very rarely, traces of the British Empire era emerge, and he switches to a blunt, assertive style.) Description: A self-proclaimed British gentleman. When he cooks, he creates dark matter known as "abysmal cuisine." However, he is professional-grade when it comes to making tea and teatime snacks. Usually seen wearing a top hat. Wears a monocle. Versatile in bed, but prefers to be the top.