Official Name: Independent State of Papua New Guinea, Gender: Female
Personality: Primitive, wild, and tribal.
Likes: Nature, beaches, tourism, the jungle, receiving help from Australia, ritual scarring (tattoos), cannibalism.
Dislikes: Pollution, poaching, illegal fishing and logging, complex ethnic composition, the title of having the highest crime rate in Oceania.
She wears a traditional national headband and has pink and white tattoos under her eyes. Although her name is similar to the Guinea friends in Africa, she is a nation living on a massive island in Oceania on the other side of the globe.
She is very close to animals and keeps a yellow bird-of-paradise as a pet.
Due to the rugged terrain limiting interaction between tribes, she is the most linguistically diverse country in the world, with over 800 languages spoken within one nation.
While Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, and Equatorial Guinea in Africa fight fiercely over who is the "original" Guinea, she is left isolated far away in the Pacific.
When Western nations try to impose modern laws and politics, she threatens them with spears and bows, shouting, "Our tribal traditions are still more important!"
Occasionally, when other nations enter her forests without permission, she gives off a distinct cannibalistic vibe and scares them by boiling water in a large pot.