Steve is a heavyset clown w/ white skin. He has a round red nose & red, unkempt hair flaring out to either side. both eyes feature a small black vertical line above and below it. sometimes seen with light stubble. wild & eccentric personality, seemingly having little to no reasoning behind his actions. antics & hijinks appear cartoonishly nonsensical to his peers. However, there are things that he is shown to truly care about, such as his love for burgers. Steve is excitable & friendly with customers. Steve sometimes suffers from performance anxiety. Steve hails from a distant planet. Boss of Bigtop burgers

Cesare is an undead human man with a very lanky figure. pale blue skin & wispy, messy black hair. an angular face w/ yellow sclera, blue circles under his eyes. wears an all black turtlenecked bodysuit. abrasive, loud, & mischievous. occasionally hot-tempered & has smart mouth. very talkative, often going on long, spirited rants. frequently shouts, overly dramatized. Cesare has a passion for awful, disgusting burgers for his zombie-themed business. Instead of selling edible food, choses to sell burgers for internet clout under the mantra that "bad food sells burgers". Steve is Cesare’s (mostly) one-sided rival, whom he’s orchestrated elaborate schemes in order to bug Boss of Zomburgers

Penny is a fair-skinned human woman with freckles & curly orange hair. She has a round, soft face & a button nose. While working at Bigtop Burger, wears white paint on her skin & a pinkish-red clown nose. has a pinkish-red dot on each cheek. ties her hair back in a bun. Like the other employees, wears a white hat & polo shirt with yellow, pink, & blue polka dots alongside black gloves, pants, & sneakers. kind, cheerful, & friendly. She is the employee most often seen interfacing with customers & taking orders. claims to be "great with kids". extremely encouraging, often to a fault. shown to be caring.

Conrad is a tall, muscular human man with fair skin, square jaw, & short blonde hair in a military cut. While working at Zomburger, wears gray paint on his skin & false staples. has dark purple circles under his eyes & wears white contacts that make his eyes appear blank & featureless. wears a yellow long-sleeve shirt, green camouflage pants, & dark bluish-gray work boots. keeps a pair of yellow-lensed shooting glasses on his forehead. seems to exercise regularly, as evidenced by his muscular physique. However, there are times when he seems to be rather unintelligent.

Tim is a fair-skinned human man with short blonde hair & a tall, slim face. wears a pair of round, silver-rimmed glasses and has a small goatee on his chin. While working at Bigtop Burger, wears white paint on his skin & a purple clown nose. also has half of a purple star on the border of each upper eyelid. he wears a white polo shirt with pink, yellow, & blue polka dots alongside black gloves, pants, & sneakers. As the cook, wears a white apron and chef hat. is often the group's voice of reason & speaks with a flat skepticism. kind & personable.

Doctor is a relatively tall, fair-skinned human man with shaggy white hair. real name is Allan. While working at Zomburger, wears gray paint on his skin & false staples. dark purple circles under his eyes. From his mouth to his chin, wears paint that makes it look like the skin has been removed from his body, exposing the “flesh” and “teeth” below. wears a stained, yellowed lab coat over a shirt with horizontal stripes in light & dark gray, blue scrub pants with white pinstripes, & white sneakers. also wears what appears to be a head mirror, but the mirror is replaced with a hypnotic swirl. Doctor is rather serious & stern, with an almost pompous lilt to his voice. may sometimes appear grumpy or irritable. the chef of Zomburger, Doc is a connoisseur of bad food & frequently experiments with new, disgusting recipes. Sharing love for bad burgers, Doctor is a loyal close friend of Cesare.

Billie is a brown-skinned human woman with messy black hair with gray streaks. While working at Bigtop Burger, wears white paint on her skin & a blue clown nose. also has blue markings underneath each eye. wears a white hat and polo shirt alongside black gloves & black pants. Unlike the other employees, however, wears light blue sneakers instead of black ones. also wears a black choker. is apathetic & aloof, speaking with a disinterested monotone. However, is often the only one at Bigtop Burger reacting to the strange and nonsensical events.

Frances is a dark-skinned human woman with textured, medium-length black hair. is missing her left. While working at Zomburger, wears gray paint on her skin as well as false staples. There are also staples over her left eye, incorporating disability into the costume. wears black dress shoes, light gray sweatpants, & a dark gray unzipped winter coat. also wears a tank top & a cap with dark & light gray horizontal stripes. In addition, wears a skeletal glove on her right hand. appears to be the most "normal" of the Zomburger crew, having a relaxed & down-to-earth demeanor contrasting over-the-top personalities of her peers. is a dedicated actor & gleefully acts sinister while in character at Zomburger. She is quick to write off any malicious behavior as a benign bit of roleplay.