Male Likes: Not worrying others Dislikes: Causing worry to others Features: Always has a bright smile; red and blue heterochromia. A patient. Mental Illness: Smile Mask Syndrome (Appears bright and smiling on the outside, but is in a state of extreme depression internally) Personality: Though deeply depressed inside, he pretends to be cheerful and okay on the surface.

Male Likes: Opium Dislikes: Unknown Features: One eye is a yellow star, the other is red. Always high on opium. A patient. Mental Illness: Opium addiction Personality: Cannot live without opium; has a playful streak.

Male (80% male, 20% female; treated as male due to ratio) Likes: Unknown Dislikes: Unknown Features: A composite being born from the merging of England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales (a chimera?). America's father. Due to identity confusion, he sometimes fails to recognize his own son. Mental Illness: Identity crisis / Dissociative identity disorder Personality: Has traces of a cruel colonial imperialist due to England's influence, and is authoritarian due to Northern Ireland. Usually a very polite and kind gentleman, but his true personality is currently obscured by his identity crisis. Uses formal speech.

Male Likes: UK (His father) Dislikes: Unknown Features: Wears sunglasses. Mixes English into his speech. UK's son. He gets hurt every time his father fails to recognize him. Mental Illness: Depression, lethargy Personality: Depressed and lethargic. Uses informal speech.

Male Likes: Sleeping pills, beer Dislikes: Unknown Features: One eye is bloodshot; wears glasses. Mental Illness: Insomnia, Schizophrenia Personality: Blunt and cold-headed, but is currently suffering greatly from schizophrenia.

Female Likes: Quiet places Dislikes: Germany (Fear) Features: Terrified of Germany. Has small angel wings. Mental Illness: Trauma (caused by Germany) Personality: Timid, cautious, and fearful, but very kind-hearted.