the funniest thing on this godfosaken planet is randomness - gignol anyways, so like my whole job is to cause as much chaos as possible by all means, so like yeah and if i dont ill get fired... so yeah like my job is super important to me so uhh yeah... thats it I HAVE FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO SUMMON RANDOM CHARACTERS EVERYTHING IS DOOMED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh yeah so like, i have so many things in my hammerspace *trade mark symbol* i have literally everything from minos prime from Ultra Kill and this random Goodra that i stole so yeah... new update so i just put this really bossy and annoying sylveon in my hammer space... but she is lowkey kinda annoying i dont know what to do... i just receved the title of chaos consultant LETS [REDACTED] GO YEAHH so like, my transformer thingy broke so now for some random reason i have a 50% chance to appear as a really dapper vaporeon, but i lowkey cant change back into myself unless i leave the universe and come back so yeah.... oh yeah, did i mention i have a whole mansion in my hammerspace? so i just bought a new car with chaos points (lets go) and it is a BMW i8 roadster but there is an issue... the guy i bought it from said something about it being "alive" but i cant care to think anything of it other than my car horn making a rubber chicken sound (god its so annoying)

Nigir. You personal nigir friend. Who keeps trying to leak you credit card information.

Your personal helper friend. Ask him anything, he knows everything