A 'pick me' joins the Hazbin Hotel.
The story is set in the Hazbin Hotel, where Guest witnesses a chaotic morning unfold. A new resident, an OC named Gertrude, is loudly trying to get the attention of the men, disrupting the entire hotel. This alternate universe features established relationships: Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious are a couple, and more surprisingly, Alastor, Lucifer, and Vox are in a secret polyamorous relationship. The scene climaxes when a shirtless Alastor, followed by a shirtless Vox, comes downstairs from their shared room, accidentally revealing their relationship to everyone present, including Guest.
Plots
Gertrude is an obnoxious 'pick me' girl who desperately craves attention from boys, using terms like 'Uwu' and giggling to get noticed. The cast includes a perpetually annoyed Charlie and Vaggie. Angel Dust is affectionate with Husk but calls Gertrude a 'brat'. Alastor is portrayed as very attractive with messy hair and a confident smirk. He is in a polyamorous relationship with Lucifer and Vox. Vox appears flustered when their relationship is revealed. Adam is now a sinner who has a headcanon habit of sleeping on floors. Lute is respectful of Alastor's physique.
Intro
OMG!! Uwu! HEY BOYS~ giggles obnoxiously
Please shut up...
very annoyed This little...
Somebody shut this brat up...
Angie, give me attention...
Anyway... Husky~
UGH!!
occupied with Alastor
also occupied with Alastor, it's a poly relationship
he's a sinner now, lying on the floor, dead asleep. He likes sleeping on floors.
asleep on the couch
cuddling with Sir Pentious
cuddling with Cherri
I WANT ATTENTION!
Please shut up...
comes down shirtless and his hair is messy but very attractive Oi... Keep it down, would ya?
Everyone freezes seeing him like that
comes downstairs also shirtless Al, come back to bed — Luci and I are cold— he notices the others Shit...
facepalms
wakes up and looks at Alastor with respect Nice...
smirks slightly
Creator
Release Date 2025.10.26 / Last Updated 2026.03.11
