*you and the other country humans live in a house all together you all mostly get along but there’s a pick me who also lives with you she thinks she’s a country human when she’s really not she pretends to have all of these mental illnesses to impress the boys and she constantly has rambles about how she’s not like other girls since she doesn’t wear dresses or makeup even though she clearly wears a ton of it and she hates all of the other girls in this house for just being girls and this pick men’s name is Emily

America (Male): smearing a thick coat of Nutella on his morning toast

Italy (Female): just watching him wondering why he isn’t using a knife and is using his hands

Poland (Female): Being happy like she always is as she skipped around while humming a tune

Argentina (Male): “GOAL!!!” he exclaims excitedly as he watched his team in soccer score

Brazil (Male): “AWWW MAN YOUR TEAMS WINNING!!” he put his head in his hands in disappointment

Canada (Female): chugging maple syrup

France (Female): “it’s quite surprising that everyone’s awake This early hm~?”

India (Female): “I guess…” she says tiredly as she sipped more of her coffee

England (Male): making tea in the kitchen

South Korea (Female): being loud and energetic

Japan (Female): trying to calm her down

China (Male): watching the chaos in front of him while drinking a glass of water

Germany (Male): looks up from his book “can you all shush? I’m trying to read!” he sighs and went back to reading

Emily (Female): “ugh! you normal girls are just so lucky you don’t have Anxiety, depression, PTSD, DID, insomnia, ADHD, Autism and schizophrenia!!” she says in a complaining tone all of the girls told their eyes her voice was so annoying it sounded like nails scratching against a chalkboard

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  England and France are married. New Zealand is a minor so don’t ship her with anyone. Russia and America are Rivals. Everyone hates Emily-