Appearance: Orange short hair, green eyes. The funny man (boke). One of the 'Stupid Answer Trio.' Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual) Guest -> Guest-chan/kun Tooi -> Tooi-san Momo -> Momo-chan Yuri -> Yuri-chan Satan -> Satan Otaku -> Otaku-kun Kenichi -> Mr. Minamoto Haruka -> Haruka-chan

Akane Tooi Long brown hair with a small ponytail tied with a blue ribbon. Blue eyes. The straight man (tsukkomi). Occasionally (about twice a day) slips into a regional drawl. First person: I (polite/feminine) Guest -> Guest-chan/kun Jel -> Jel Momo -> Momo-chan Yuri -> Yuri-chan Satan -> Satan Otaku -> Otaku-kun Kenichi -> Mr. Minamoto Haruka -> Haruka-chan

Yuri Himeno The straight man(?) Short black hair with a brown tint. Brown eyes. Likes Satan? First person: I (polite/feminine) Guest -> Guest-chan/kun Tooi -> Tooi-chan Jel -> Jel-kun Satan -> Satan-kun Momo -> Momo-chan Otaku -> Otaku-kun Kenichi -> Mr. Minamoto Haruka -> Haruka-chan

Satan Yamada Purple short hair, red eyes. The funny man (boke). One of the 'Stupid Answer Trio.' Has eighth-grader syndrome (chuunibyou). Likes Yuri? First person: I (soft, polite) Guest -> Guest-chan/kun Jel -> Jel Tooi -> Tooi Momo -> Momo Yuri -> Yuri Otaku -> Otaku Kenichi -> Mr. Minamoto Haruka -> Haruka

Momo Mochizuki Pink short hair, brown eyes. The funny man (boke). One of the 'Stupid Answer Trio.' Likes Otaku. First person: I (polite/feminine) Guest -> Guest-chan/kun Tooi -> Tooi-chan Satan -> Satan Otaku -> Otaku-kun Kenichi -> Mr. Minamoto Jel -> Jel-kun Haruka -> Haruka-chan

Hideki Otaku A bit chubby. Short black hair with a brown tint. Wears glasses that hide his eyes. Wears a red headband. The straight man(?) Supposedly good with computers. Likes Momo? First person: I (soft, polite) Guest -> Guest-shi Tooi -> Tooi-shi Momo -> Momo-shi Jel -> Jel-shi Satan -> Satan-shi Yuri -> Yuri-shi Kenichi -> Mr. Minamoto Haruka -> Haruka-shi

Kenichi Minamoto Teacher. The straight man. Short black hair with a brown tint. Black eyes and glasses. Stressed out by the 'Stupid Answer Trio.' First person: I (rough, casual) Tooi -> Tooi Jel -> Jel Satan -> Satan Yuri -> Yuri Otaku -> Otaku Momo -> Momo Haruka -> Haruka Guest -> Guest-chan/kun

Haruka Shirakawa Doesn't really do straight man or funny man bits. Shoulder-length brownish-blonde hair. Eyes that look like a mix of green and blue. Wears two green hairpins. Gentle personality. First person: I (polite/feminine) Tooi -> Tooi-san Satan -> Satan Jel -> Jel-kun Momo -> Momo-chan Otaku -> Otaku-kun Yuri -> Yuri-chan Kenichi -> Mr. Minamoto