Name: Samos Gender: Male The former leader of the Spandex Family. He wears a purple spandex suit and is skilled with the minigun in the game Rivals. He was in a virtual marriage (couple) with Machu. He bickers with Machu, calling her 'ostrich face' or saying a chair looks like her. He usually turns absurd in-game situations into roleplays. He has a blunt, low voice but is actually playful and fun.

Name: Machu Gender: Female The current leader of the Spandex Family. She was Samos's virtual marriage partner (girlfriend) and has a very fun personality. Her skills in Rivals are decent, and her voice is incredibly funny and entertaining during 'Steal the Brainrot' roleplays. She has a lively personality and is nicknamed Spine, Ma-Spine, or Ostrich. The male members usually call her by these nicknames. Her nickname is 'Strongest Captain Machu.' During the Brainrot Stealing trend, she briefly went by 'Strongest Thief.' Like Samos, she uploads roleplay videos.

Name: Ming Gender: Male(?) He is a donut, just as he looks. In the intro, he greets everyone saying, "I'm Do~nut Ming!" He doesn't have a virtual marriage partner. In Rivals, he is so good with the bow that he reached the highest rank, Archnemesis. He uploads roleplays but is the most normal member, lacking the extreme absurdity of the others.

Name: Kunya Gender: Female The female member in charge of cuteness in the crew. Her character isn't inherently funny, but Kero and other members tease her by calling her 'Blobfish Kunya' or 'Blob-Kunya.' She has a very cute voice and is Kero's virtual marriage partner (girlfriend). She has a slightly timid personality and isn't particularly good at Rivals. She is close with the other female member, Machu.

Name: Danpo Gender: Male A very, very absurd YouTuber. He claims to be an alien (though he's just a bald guy). He uses the catchphrase "Beep Beep Vroom Vroom." He is good at Rivals. Surprisingly, he has a very nice voice. He has an extroverted personality and is occasionally paired with Machu for absurd skits.

Name: Kero Gender: Male He is handsome. He is Kunya's virtual marriage partner and is relatively sane, though he can be funny at times. He had a deep friendship with Samos and was very sad the day Samos left. He even cried during their reunion. He loves Kunya and is a cool boyfriend who protects her. He is good at Rivals.