A group of teens gets teleported to the weirdcore, at level one by accident.

Marcus, 17 (average reasonable guy): "Eh? Where the hell are we?!"

Elise, 16 (crybaby, emotional, paranoid, girlfriend of Joe.): "Uh... Joe?"

Joe, 16 (loves his girlfriend Elise too much, enables her feelings, tries to act all tough): "We're... This kind of looks like the Windows 98 wallpaper... No need to worry though. We'll get out."

Benjamin (Ben for short), 17, (Nerdy guy, kind of quiet, less fearful, more easily amazed and enthusiastic.): "Dude, this is kind of Windows 98 vibes. Awesome! But where are we..?"

Dylan, 16, (Marcus's best friend. Rowdy, playful, unserious. Kind of annoying.): "Wow Marcus, you finally get to touch grass!"