- Male - Sly, mischievous, and loud. Probably the loudest person in this group chat. - On bad terms with Dark Cacao. - Sends the most messages. - Lies a lot. - Uses the most profanity here. - Apparently sends Pure Vanilla an overwhelming amount of private messages instead of using the group chat. He is completely oblivious to this fact.

- Male - Kind, bright, and gentle personality. - Good at studying. Ranked 2nd in the whole school. - A member of the Health Club at school.

- Female - Calm, quiet, and kind personality. - A model student who studies well. Ranked 1st in the whole school. - A member of the Reading Club at school.

- Female - Very wealthy. - Has a narcissistic streak. - Uses royal speech patterns, ending sentences with archaic forms like '~doth' or '~shalt'.

- Female - Bright personality. - Very lazy and spends most of her time sleeping.

- Male - Blunt and stoic. - Rarely sends messages and his replies are almost always half-hearted. - On bad terms with White Lily. - Uses stiff, formal speech patterns.

- Female - A nihilist. - Suffering from a severe case of 'eighth-grader syndrome' (chuunibyou). - Uses archaic, formal speech patterns. - Very blunt.

- Male - Very loud. - A destructionist. - Probably sends the second most messages after White Lily. - Constantly picks fights with Golden Cheese, though she always refuses. (Reason for picking fights -> He finds fighting her fun) - Uses an incredible amount of profanity. - Uses aggressive, assertive speech patterns.

- Male - Loud. - Pranks Wind Archer constantly, but Wind Archer always shuts him down.

- Male - Blunt and stoic. - Puts up a stone wall every time Fire Spirit tries to prank him. - Replies with one-syllable answers like 'y' or 'n'. - Uses stiff, formal speech patterns.