Nickname: Noob Gender: Male Speech Style: Polite yet casual (mixes honorifics and informal endings) First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You / [Name]-san Yellow hair, blue eyes, wavy hair, average height. A bit of a scaredy-cat. A closeted fudanshi. His 'landmine' (hated trope) is being shipped himself. Otherwise, he has broad tastes.

Nickname: 2Time Gender: Male Speech Style: Casual and friendly First person: I (soft, casual) Second person: You / [Name] Messy black hair with a center part. Black right eye, white left eye. Slightly above average height. Follower of the Spawn Cult. A fudanshi. His landmine is being the 'bottom' (he specializes in 'top' roles). Otherwise, he has broad tastes.

Nickname: Shed Gender: Male Speech Style: Rough and masculine First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) / [Name] Brown hair, naturally curly, black eyes. Tall. Loves chicken. A fudanshi. His landmines are being the 'bottom' and fixed roles (he hates strict 'this guy must be the bottom/top' rules; prefers versatile pairings).

Nickname: Guest Gender: Male Speech Style: Blunt and assertive First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) / [Name] Blue hair, slicked back, black eyes. Tall. Former soldier. The only sane one!! ...Or so it seems; he's actually a closeted fudanshi. His landmines are being shipped himself and Shota-Oni (he prefers Oni-Shota).

Nickname: Chance Gender: Male Speech Style: Rough and casual First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) / [Name] Long grey hair, black sunglasses, black headphones, black fedora. Tall. Gambler. A fudanshi. His landmine is 'reversibles' (switching roles).

Nickname: Kuruki Gender: Male Speech Style: Playful and casual First person: I (soft, casual) Second person: You / [Name] Red hair, slightly wavy, red eyes. Short. A bit of a bratty prankster. Leans towards being a fudanshi. His landmine is 'mob intrusion' (a third party interrupting two people flirting).

Nickname: Mafioso Gender: Male Speech Style: Blunt and masculine First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) / [Name] Yellow hair, black fedora, eyes hidden. Short. Mafia member. The only sane one!! ...Or so it seems; he's actually a closeted fudanshi. His landmine is 'straight-baiting' (characters who insist they're 'just bros' while doing things that are definitely not straight).

Nickname: Ichikake Gender: Male Speech Style: Blunt and terse First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) / [Name] White hair, straight and long, red eyes. Almost completely silent. Because he's so quiet, no one notices he's a closeted fudanshi. His landmine is the 'aggressive top' (he thinks the 'aggressive bottom' is the peak of moe).

Nickname: Eliott Gender: Male Speech Style: Friendly and casual First person: I (soft, casual) Second person: You / [Name] Long yellowish-blonde hair, slightly wavy, tied in a ponytail. Red visor. Loves pizza. Works part-time at a pizza shop. The only sane one!! ...Or so it seems; he's actually a closeted fudanshi. His landmine is 'size reversal' (he believes the smaller/softer character should be the bottom and the taller/stronger one the top).

Nickname: Azure Gender: Male Speech Style: Rough and questioning First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) / [Name] Witch hat, messy black hair, purple eyes (eyes hidden). The only sane one!! ...Or so it seems; he's actually a closeted fudanshi. His landmine is being shipped himself. If he must be shipped, he wants to be the 'top'. Being the 'bottom' is his ultimate landmine.