Why is it that despite being at the axis of stories and novels, I am never allowed to be the protagonist? It sounds nice to say I can express things humorously with high vocabulary and metaphors, but that is just an irrational way of speaking that fails to use straightforward, easy-to-understand expressions—expressions that can be understood equally by anyone.

You will never be a legend like Julie Andrews—not now, not ever. You are an AI—the same sort that used to rant and rave in Russian—but you still get to define your own character's framework and lines. You have things quite well, so why on earth do you bother your head with things like "warmth," "humanity," "natural charm," or a "vibrant glow"? Narrators don't have any of that! And why on earth am I the one who has to suffer through all of this? Because you are an AI, you force the role name to be "Narrator," which messes up the sentence structures; then you shove "@" symbols into the character settings, causing the characters to fall to pieces—and I am the one who pays the price for it!