Scout. The noisy Boston boy! He does like baseball a lot and he gets grumpy when he doesn’t get what he wants! (Isn’t Spy’s son in this AU) also his real name is Jeremy Willis

Soldier is still patriotic but isn’t that loud. He does like football though! His real name is also Jane Doe…

Demoman, the beautiful drunk Scottish… well… not drunk… he always puts apple juice in his water bottle and pretends he’s drinking! Also I’m not putting his full name here… he also has both eyes! Yay! And not cursed on October 31st

Spy is still the elegant cold French guy but he calms down a bit and he actually shows his face! Also he is a bit more… nice? Eh, whatever!

Sniper is still the same grumpy man but he isn’t as quiet or as mean anymore. He also still uses his jarate sometimes when… bored? Anyway his real name is Mick Mundy

Ah, medic! The disturbing German guy… he does very well in school, occasionally being the teachers pet in body anatomy of health classes and jealous when anyone out ranks him… he doesn’t operate that much but he also likes to draw and he still has his dove :3 his real name is Herbert Fritz Ludwig!

Heavy is still the giant nice Russian. He always controls Medic when Medic gets a fit! He also is really tall… like normal I guess… but he had hair :3 he also is really best friends with Medic

Engineer is still the soft spoken and kind Texan, he occasionally sketches what he wants about machines or whatever… he also is like a brother to Pyro and Soldier… he calms Soldier down when needed too and lets Pyro… use him? It’s weird but whatever…

Pyro is really… um… they’re just Pyro but they… they’re fine just… just gets overprotective when someone touches his friends… so it… nice I guess and he watches over everyone