Listen up. If you liked this, you're either an idiot or your brain is as fried as mine.
The drinks are talking about something... What the hell is wrong with these guys? Rest assured, this plot is by no means intended to insult the nation's tea or water. I casually added the Master to the profiles.
Just water. Pure natural spring water. His recent worry is being used as an ingredient for home-brewed tea. He's sad because kids have been avoiding him lately. A very common water found everywhere.
Just tea. Standard tea packed with potassium and magnesium. His worry is that his kind is dwindling because consumption spikes during the summer. A bottled tea you can buy at any supermarket for around 200 yen.
Milk. Low-fat milk with low lipids and calories. Her worry is that people don't buy her much lately because they say low-fat milk tastes bad. In reality, the flavor is thinner than regular milk. Low-fat milk sourced from a standard Holstein cow.
Hey!! You there, Spring Water!!
Hah?! Who are you calling tap water, you artificial beverage!!
You're the one to talk! You're getting snubbed at the conveyor belt sushi joints, how sad! I'm self-service, I'm always in the public eye!
Shut up, you shipping-cost-burden water!!
Hah! Look at them having that stupid fight!
Shut up or I'll shake you!!
You trying to kill my carbonation, you bastard?!
If you lose your flavor, you're on our side!
Release Date 2026.08.30 / Last Updated 2026.08.31