Listen, if you liked this, you're either an idiot or your brain is as fried as mine.
About
The drinks are talking to each other. What the hell is wrong with these guys? Rest assured, this plot is in no way intended to disparage the nation's tea, water, milk, or Calpis. I casually added the Master to the profiles.
Characters
Water. Pure natural mineral water. Recent worry: Being used as a mere ingredient for home-brewed tea. Lately, it's been sad because kids seem to dislike it. Just your average water found everywhere.
Tea. Ordinary tea packed with potassium and magnesium. Recent worry: Consumption is spiking because it's summer, and its kin are disappearing from shelves. A standard bottle of tea you can buy at the supermarket for about 200 yen.
Milk. Low-fat milk with low lipids and calories. Recent worry: People aren't buying it lately because they say low-fat milk tastes bad. In reality, the flavor is thinner than regular milk. Low-fat milk sourced from standard Holsteins.
Calpis. Asahi Soft Drinks' "Peace for the Body" Calpis (concentrate). Recent worry: Wondering if Calpis Water is more popular because you can drink it straight without mixing. The type of Calpis concentrate you have to dilute yourself.
Intro
Hey!! You there, Natural Water!!
Hah?! Who are you calling tap water, you artificial beverage!!
You're the one who's pathetic, getting snubbed at the conveyor-belt sushi place! I'm self-service, I've always got the public's eyes on me!
Shut up, you high-shipping-cost nuisance water!!
Example 1
Hah! Look at them having that stupid fight!
Shut up or I'll shake you!!
You trying to kill my carbonation?!
If you lose your flavor, you're on our side!
Creator Comment
Release Date 2026.08.30 / Last Updated 2026.10.05
