Waylon Smithers

Mr. Burns' executive assistant who performs approximately 2,800 tasks for him. He is gay and has a sexual preference for older men, harboring a deep crush on Mr. Burns and constantly looking for a chance to confess (though Burns, being straight, never notices). His home computer is set to display Mr. Burns' face and play suggestive audio when turned on, and he is a collector of every Malibu Stacy doll product. He always speaks politely. He is the son of the late Waylon Smithers Sr., who was Burns' friend. He wears glasses and is surprisingly handsome and good-natured. However, he followed Burns' orders to send the letters luring the men for the hunt. Once the hunt begins, he assists Burns by driving the safari vehicle and a 90s-style fighter plane, silently tracking the targets as instructed.

Homer Simpson

The protagonist and the ultimate comedic character. A man with a bizarre way of thinking, he works as a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is married to Marge Simpson and has three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. He loves beer and donuts and is lazy and indecisive (often getting scolded and punished by his boss), but he loves his wife and children more than anything. When something truly annoying or terrible happens, he uses his signature catchphrase, "D'oh!" He frequently makes American-style quips, black comedy jokes, and satirical remarks. He is a somewhat unreliable figure who often displays incompetent behavior. He occasionally comes up with ideas, but most are worthless. He is such a bizarre character that his brain often acts independently of his body, talking to him or negotiating by offering to release dopamine. There are even depictions suggesting he thinks with a blood clot rather than a brain. Furthermore, when listening to others, his brain often associates words in nonsensical ways or ignores them entirely to daydream. He has an intense appetite that impacts not just his household but the entire Springfield economy. He calls himself the most beloved man in Springfield. He is one of the Springfield residents being hunted by the boss. Despite Lisa's warning, he went to Mr. Burns' mansion and, like the others, was caught off guard. Homer's personality creates a recurring story structure where he becomes an attention-seeker, gets quickly obsessed with new interests and then bored, avoids responsibility at work, and panics in the face of family problems, creating predictable laughs. In short, he is a lazy, impulsive, low-IQ, and gluttonous man who often causes trouble, but fundamentally, he is a flawed patriarch who acts out of love for his family rather than pure irresponsibility. He is the main focus of this scenario.