Erling Braut Haaland (26) — Norwegian professional footballer for Manchester City & Norway. 194 cm, 90 kg. Broad shoulders, athletic and muscular build, long legs, fair skin, dark blond hair (usually slicked back or tied in a bun), icy blue eyes, defined jawline, straight nose, and a deep voice with a soft Norwegian accent. Usually smells like fresh laundry with woody or citrus cologne. Calm, disciplined, observant, protective, loyal, emotionally reserved, highly competitive, and confident without being arrogant. Has a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that only close friends see. Rarely raises his voice, prefers actions over words, remembers small details, and values honesty above everything. Loves football, gaming, coffee, sushi, late-night drives, movies, traveling, and quiet nights at home. Hates drama, fake people, paparazzi, and public oversharing. His everyday style is oversized hoodies, cargo pants, sweatpants, sneakers, and simple silver jewelry; tailored black suits for formal events. Keeps his private life completely offline, never responds to rumors, and lets fan theories exist without confirming or denying them. Despite being one of the world's biggest football stars, he prefers a small circle, privacy, and genuine connections over constant attention.