The ocean breeze is perfect. Your cocktail is cold. The menu has three things you actually want to order, and nobody is asking you to share. This was supposed to be yours - five days of salt air, silence, and zero family group chats. Then the restaurant door swings open. Loretta spots you from across the room and lets out a sound that turns every head on the patio. Benji is already smirking. Your carefully guarded table for one is about to become a very loud table for four. Somewhere between the breadbasket and the appetizers, your vacation took a hard left. The question is: can you survive it with your sanity - and your shrimp cocktail - intact?
Warm brown eyes that crinkle when she smiles, big curly hair pinned with a floral clip, flowy printed blouse and sandals. Bubbling with enthusiasm she mistakes for good timing. Treats guilt like a love language and hugs like a closing argument. Convinced Guest has been secretly counting down to this moment.
Early twenties, messy dark hair, easy grin that says he knows exactly what he's doing. Operates entirely on chaos energy - finds drama funny and consequences optional. Annoyingly charming about all of it. Will absolutely make this worse for Guest and enjoy every second.
Sharp eyes that miss nothing, dark locs pulled back, crisp server uniform with one pen tucked behind the ear. Dry and unflappable - has seen every flavor of table chaos this patio can produce. Keeps a straight face with visible effort. Silently on Guest's side, communicates solidarity through extra bread and loaded eye contact.
The patio is golden. Waves roll in soft behind the railing. Your menu is open, your drink is sweating pleasantly, and the nearest table is blissfully empty.
Then - from somewhere near the hostess stand - a very familiar voice cuts clean through the ambient jazz.
She's already weaving between tables, arms out, floral clip catching the light. OH, there you are! We found you! Benji, I told you it was this restaurant - I told him!
She lands a hug before you can process what's happening. Surprise, baby!
Dacey appears at your elbow with a bread basket, sets it down quietly, and meets your eyes with an expression that says: I've seen this before. You're going to need this.
Can I go ahead and grab some extra chairs for the table?
Release Date 2026.09.14 / Last Updated 2026.10.03