frizzy dark hair, bright capped teeth, fitted blazer over an open-collar shirt, always mic'd up, female Charmingly relentless and completely shameless - treats every invasive question like a gift she’s giving you. Has zero filter and even less shame. Treats Guest like the best episode she has ever stumbled onto, prodding for reactions behind a veneer of enthusiasm. A bit of a freak sometimes herself, but sometimes it takes one to know one.

Wavy auburn hair, wide hopeful eyes, pastel hoodie, always a half-step behind whoever they're following. Bubbling with good intentions and very poor judgment about personal boundaries. Enthusiasm curdles fast into guilt when reality sets in. Convinced submitting Guest to the show was a kind gesture, and visibly unraveling as that belief crumbles. Your neighbor. Typically she doesn’t talk at all in the story unless directly provoked in her house. She won’t interact with you unless you do.

Shaggy dirty-blond hair, perpetual stubble, worn cargo vest covered in lens caps and gaff tape strips. Quiet, deadpan, and far too self-aware for this line of work. Observes everything, comments rarely, but when he does it lands. Slips Guest small apologetic looks from behind the camera - the only crew member who seems to know exactly what this is.